The real goal of Valentine's Day

Okay, I know you guys out there are probably NOT the most romantic types...But, trust me when Vixen tells you this: I know you guys (well, most of you) love the coochie. So, if you wanna get it (and you know you do), heed my advice: 1) Always, always, always smell good. The last thing we want to smell is your "musty onion nuts" (shout-out to W.T. on that phrase). 2) Compliment her on anything--her hair, her make-up, hell, even her blow (or hand) job skills....(you want to ensure you get another one, don't you???) 3. Buy her something original--expensive is not a requirement (although it's nice), but get her something you know she'd like. Remember, the goal here is to make her happy so that you will get the coochie!! And, 4) Yes, most of us do like it when you talk dirty to us. Tell her what you're gonna do to her(ways, times, positions, and the like). The degree of vulgarity depends on your woman. Personally, if you say that shit to me with some intelligence and feeling, hey....it'll work. So, I know that most of you guys out there are not romantic types..but you goal is to what? GET THE COOCHIE!! So, heed my advice, and have a Happy Fucking Valentine's Day (and you will be fucking if you heed the advice). Holla back.....