Thursday, April 19, 2007

Boffy the Vampire Layer

Writer: Bruce McCorkindale
Artist:Bruce McCorkindale
Rating: 4 out of 10
Okay...what can I say about this wonderful masterpiece (or piece of shit, depending on how you look at it)? The story, ahem, if you want to call it that, is as follows: Boffy Hummers (yes, that is her name) is an 18-year old who attends Happy-Go-Luckyville High who gets lured to the woods by Count Dickulots and his vampire bride Clitorina (again, I didn't write this and therefore can't be held responsible for the names). As they seduce her and then try to kill her, she discovers she has "Laying" powers and can hypnotize vampires with sex before she kills them. (Whew!). As in the show, Boffy has her team around her--Hornelia, Willblow, Professor Guileless, Ooze, and my personal favorite--Anusgel!!! Also, in a very classic scene, instead of using a stake to kill the vamps, she uses...a dildo!! (And a plastic one at that).
It's hard to hate on a comic that is so obviously campy and intentionally stupid, but, here goes: Except for the panels where there was fucking going on, the artwork was very uninspired and uneven. For example, at times Boffy was drawn without any real defintion, and then in the porno scene, she's drawn to look like a goddess, and the same went for all the other scenes. But, obviously, this comic was only meant to capture fucking at its finest. The dialogue was actually very funny and silly (as it was meant to be), and hell, it made me laugh. But, at the same time, for it to be a parody of the show, the dialogue didn't have a lot of originality to it.
Overall, it was worth it for the sex scenes (hey, I got a rise out of it), but this would be a comic to either download or borrow it from someone who was gullible enough to spend the $2.95 on it.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Welcome to Vixen's Adult Comic Reviews

Hey there. I'm in the middle of changing the blog. Look for my review of "Boffy the Vampire Layer"....heh heh..coming soon!!!

Friday, April 13, 2007

A Change is Gonna Come

Hey everybody, Vixen here. I just wanted you to know that I will be changing the blog very soon---like, as in within the next two weeks. I know that although you guys don't comment on the blog, I know that the blog does get viewed. Well, it's time to shake things up, do things differently.....

So...coming very soon...I will be doing comic reviews on my own, on this blog. I'm still part of the PCX team, but I will be doing things differently. I know I'm known for my "vixenish" ways (heh, heh), and that will continue. My reviews will be of a, shall we say, "adult" nature....hence the title: Vixen's Adult Comic Reviews!!!!!!

So, look for it...and enjoy.....