Boffy the Vampire Layer

Writer: Bruce McCorkindale

Artist:Bruce McCorkindale

Rating: 4 out of 10

Okay...what can I say about this wonderful masterpiece (or piece of shit, depending on how you look at it)? The story, ahem, if you want to call it that, is as follows: Boffy Hummers (yes, that is her name) is an 18-year old who attends Happy-Go-Luckyville High who gets lured to the woods by Count Dickulots and his vampire bride Clitorina (again, I didn't write this and therefore can't be held responsible for the names). As they seduce her and then try to kill her, she discovers she has "Laying" powers and can hypnotize vampires with sex before she kills them. (Whew!). As in the show, Boffy has her team around her--Hornelia, Willblow, Professor Guileless, Ooze, and my personal favorite--Anusgel!!! Also, in a very classic scene, instead of using a stake to kill the vamps, she uses...a dildo!! (And a plastic one at that).

It's hard to hate on a comic that is so obviously campy and intentionally stupid, but, here goes: Except for the panels where there was fucking going on, the artwork was very uninspired and uneven. For example, at times Boffy was drawn without any real defintion, and then in the porno scene, she's drawn to look like a goddess, and the same went for all the other scenes. But, obviously, this comic was only meant to capture fucking at its finest. The dialogue was actually very funny and silly (as it was meant to be), and hell, it made me laugh. But, at the same time, for it to be a parody of the show, the dialogue didn't have a lot of originality to it.

Overall, it was worth it for the sex scenes (hey, I got a rise out of it), but this would be a comic to either download or borrow it from someone who was gullible enough to spend the $2.95 on it.