Friday, October 5, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
"LateX-Men" , Issue 1
Rating: 3 out of 10
Yes, bitches, I'm back from vacation (and yes, Miss Vixen missed you all)....and I had to review this mess!!!! What can I say...oh, yeah: "X-Men" set to porn...that about sums it up. "Sporm" fucks "Professor Latex", "Pogue" fucks "Woofy", etc, etc. I gave it 3 for the artwork--I tell you, I have never seen bigger penises than what I see in these porn comics....but, even though the sex scenes were drawn very well, it didn't have that "umph" quality Vixen likes so much--in other words, I know it's a good porn comic when I want to touch myself--or have someone else touch me (heh, heh). This didn't make me do that. Damn, give me a story!!! Oh, okay--I did like Professor Latex's line to Sporm, when she asked him if he wanted to fuck her: "I'm too old. I want you to suck my cock." If nothing else, he's honest...... So, artwork was a "2", and that line was a "1"....so, there's your rating.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Vacation's All I Ever Wanted
Well, there's not gonna be one this month either.
I'm on vacation, bitches!
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Writer: Gary Cohn
Artist: Mark Texeira
Rating: 8 out of 10
Hallelujah, a comic that doesn't suck (in a bad way...heh,heh). Okay, I have to admit that as I was reading this (and enjoying it), I began to wonder if I was a bad girl for liking this story....and that maybe I should have my brain examined by mental-health professionals. But, then, I said, "Oh, fuck it", and enjoyed this comic.
Yes, it is what it appears to be at first:"Red" is a hooker who dresses up for her clients in the form of their fairy-tale fantasy (be it Goldilocks, Rapunzel and, of course, Little Red Riding Hood). Mind you, it's the perverted fantasy (her first client is an old dude who dresses up like "Grandma" and after reciting the lines of the fairy tale, he proceeds to play with and eat her pussy, use a dildo, and then he cums all over her face). All the while, she's being chauffered from place to place by her boy Burt (I imagine he's her pimp). The last "client" turns out to be a werewolf who wants to play "the real game" of Little Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf. He proceeds to tear her clothes off, and just as he's about to kill her, Red uses her hooker skills and persuades him to let her blow him while she figues out what to do. But then..it becomes this really erotic beastiality story where the wolf does "eat" her...and eats her good, and then he gives her the best fuck of her life.
Okay, this does tap into the female psyche....yeah, we want a "beast" in the bedroom (or in this case, the alley), and I gotta say....if Vixen had a man, beast, whatever, who could eat and fuck like this monster, I'd be one happy bitch ALL THE TIME!!!!!! The artwork was great--it looks like how porn is supposed to look, with the cute and voluptuous woman and the muscular and strong monster with the big dick...oh yeah, guess I do have dick on the brain right now.
The only problem I had was with the ending...they end up fucking until the dawn, and of course, he changes back into human form---and it turns out he's a real dud (i.e. balding, big gut, etc.). That wasn't my issue. My issue was that after he turns back, Red is so angry b/c he had her thinking that he was still going to kill her after he came (a true possibility), she kicks him in the balls, and as he's begging for his life now, she kills him--with the same dildo that the old dude (remember "Grandma"?) fucked her with. Now...I get the whole "you scared me, so now I gotta kick your ass" attitude---but, why kill him? I mean, look at it this way: If you two work out an agreement to just fuck while he's in werewolf form and he still gives you mind-blowing orgasms, hey, I say keep it going!! But, that's just my opinion.
But, again, I liked the story...it's definitely a twisted take on the bedtime story, and as I said before, the artwork was great--it looked professionally done, like the way you'd want your porn comic to look. Red looked just like the typical male fantasy girl, which was cool. And, uh, the werewolf was lovely--as lovely as werewolves can be, I suppose.
Now, if you'll excuse me---Vixen's gotta go take a cold shower and then I gotta find my own beast (smile).
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Depravity--10 out of 10
What can I say about this ,uh, story of the American Family, Caligula- style? Not a whole hell of a lot. Basically: Daddy catches 'Lil' Sis" masturbating in her bedroom, and he decides to give her the real thing (i.e. he instructs her to think of sucking his dick as "sucking candy"). The son walks in and sees Daddy fucking little sister, and he decides to run and tell Mommy. Well, Mommy responds by donning a dominatrix outfit and screwing the boy. It's all Oedipal and Electra complexes mixed in with brother-sister sex at the end...the parents say that the kids will go on to "experience their own adventures" (I'm paraphrasing here).
Hmm. Okay, aside from the highly objectionable subject matter (well, I guess if you're into this sort of thing, this is your cup of tea--and I sooo don't wanna know you!), the artwork is very rudimentary--it looks like the art was done by a student just learning how to draw. Of course, the art was very detailed where it "counted"...I know a few men who'd kill to have the dick size that Daddy appeared to have, although I was traumatized by Lil' Sis' extremely hairy twat (damn, kids sure do develop fast!). I give it a couple of points for the lame jokes in the beginning, and I get that it's a satire on the whole idea of the wholesome family. Sorry, I just don't get my jollies off by watching parents fuck their kids. But, again, it's like a train wreck---you can't help but watch it...and I must admit, I did read it twice, just to see if my eyes were deceiving me.
Unfortunately, they weren't.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Boffy the Vampire Layer
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Welcome to Vixen's Adult Comic Reviews
Friday, April 13, 2007
A Change is Gonna Come
So...coming very soon...I will be doing comic reviews on my own, on this blog. I'm still part of the PCX team, but I will be doing things differently. I know I'm known for my "vixenish" ways (heh, heh), and that will continue. My reviews will be of a, shall we say, "adult" nature....hence the title: Vixen's Adult Comic Reviews!!!!!!
So, look for it...and enjoy.....
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Spring's coming, bitches!!!
So, go on...let all that cold and negativity leave when time changes. Better yet--just go around and yell it to everyone who can hear: "SPRING'S COMING, BITCHES!!!!!" Rediscover what your worldly pleasures are....and I will definitely do the same and come up some new ones.....Kisses, my sweeties...and, as always, put them wherever you wish......